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Margaret Qualley, Jack Antonoff file for divorce after 3 years of marriage

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·30 Oct, 10:04 pm
Margaret Qualley, Jack Antonoff file for divorce after 3 years of marriage — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Margaret Qualley and Jack Antonoff split after three years.

The UNHINGED Take

Peng, applesauce! Two star‑hunters blew a love pact like a DIY fireworks, then decided to ditch each other before the credits roll.

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The Bottom Line

CHEAP COMEDY / 10

Peng, applesauce!

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