The Straight Version
Mid‑term betting pumped record £1.4 b.
The UNHINGED Take
Predictors snatch billions while politicians snatch crooked ballots; the market still busted Trump into a joke gag—only if they'd paid the house.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Predictors snatch billions while politicians snatch crooked ballots; the market still busted Trump into a joke gag—only if they'd paid the house.
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Predictors snatch billions while politicians snatch crooked ballots; the market still busted Trump into a joke gag—only if they'd paid the house. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/midterm-election-betting-hits-record-1-4b-as #NZElection2026 #Unhinged
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