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Multiple bears may have killed mother and daughter in Canada

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sky News World·5 Nov, 04:00 am
Multiple bears may have killed mother and daughter in Canada — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

A mother and daughter were killed in Canada following a suspected attack by multiple grizzly bears.

The UNHINGED Take

Canada is just a glorified petting zoo where the exhibits finally decided to stop playing along. Absolute carnage for a casual stroll in the woods.

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The Bottom Line

NATURE IS BRUTAL / 10

Canada is just a glorified petting zoo where the exhibits finally decided to stop playing along.

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Canada is just a glorified petting zoo where the exhibits finally decided to stop playing along. NATURE IS BRUTAL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/multiple-bears-may-have-killed-mother-and-daughter #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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