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Newsom commutes all 548 death sentences in California as he prepares to leave office

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·5 Nov, 08:23 pm
Newsom commutes all 548 death sentences in California as he prepares to leave office — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Gov. Newsom has long been considered a 2028 presidential hopeful

The UNHINGED Take

"Newsom commutes all 548 death sentences in California as he prepares to leave office" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Newsom commutes all 548 death sentences in California as he prepares to leave office" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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