The Straight Version
North Korea launched multiple ballistic missiles off its east coast into the Sea of Japan this Thursday.
The UNHINGED Take
Kim Jong Un is lobbing expensive metal toys into the ocean just to remind the world he is still a miserable, malnourished toddler with a god complex. Absolute state of him.

The Bottom Line
NUCLEAR GRADE MUPPETRY / 10
Kim Jong Un is lobbing expensive metal toys into the ocean just to remind the world he is still a miserable, malnourished toddler with a god complex.
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Kim Jong Un is lobbing expensive metal toys into the ocean just to remind the world he is still a miserable, malnourished toddler with a god complex. NUCLEAR GRADE MUPPETRY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/north-korea-fires-ballistic-missiles-off-east-coast #NZElection
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