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North Korea fires ballistic missiles off east coast as tensions with South rise

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sky News World·29 Oct, 08:39 am
North Korea fires ballistic missiles off east coast as tensions with South rise — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

North Korea launched multiple ballistic missiles off its east coast into the Sea of Japan this Thursday.

The UNHINGED Take

Kim Jong Un is lobbing expensive metal toys into the ocean just to remind the world he is still a miserable, malnourished toddler with a god complex. Absolute state of him.

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NUCLEAR GRADE MUPPETRY / 10

Kim Jong Un is lobbing expensive metal toys into the ocean just to remind the world he is still a miserable, malnourished toddler with a god complex.

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Kim Jong Un is lobbing expensive metal toys into the ocean just to remind the world he is still a miserable, malnourished toddler with a god complex. NUCLEAR GRADE MUPPETRY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/north-korea-fires-ballistic-missiles-off-east-coast #NZElection

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