The Straight Version
Nvidia is probing CEO Jensen Huang after he admitted to an affair with a suspected Chinese intelligence operative.
The UNHINGED Take
Jensen traded the keys to the kingdom for a bit of horizontal refreshment. The man managed to turn the entire global tech supply chain into a massive, state-sponsored shagging scandal.
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The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE HORN-DOG DISASTER / 10
Jensen traded the keys to the kingdom for a bit of horizontal refreshment.
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