The Straight Version
Santiago Peña was detained minutes after he was impeached by Congress, as protesters took to the streets demanding answers after the suspension of the Ueno bank Paraguay’s rightwing president has been placed under house arrest minutes after he was impeached by Congress, amid a severe crisis that left more than half the country’s population unable to access their bank accounts. Santiago Peña is being investigated about allegations he used his political influence to favour a bank that expanded exponentially under his government and was suspended this week after irregularities . Continue reading...
The UNHINGED Take
"Ousted Paraguay president under house arrest after banking crisis leaves 60% of country unable to access accounts" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Ousted Paraguay president under house arrest after banking crisis leaves 60% of country unable to access accounts" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Ousted Paraguay president under house arrest after banking crisis leaves 60% of country unable to access accounts" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/ousted-paraguay-president-under-house-arrest-after-banking #NZElection2026
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