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Paris steps up security as police patrol streets

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 12:22 pm
Paris steps up security as police patrol streets — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Paris has increased security presence with additional police patrols throughout the city.

The UNHINGED Take

The City of Light is just a posh open-air prison now, patrolled by feds looking for any excuse to throw a tantrum. Absolutely munted state of affairs.

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CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10

The City of Light is just a posh open-air prison now, patrolled by feds looking for any excuse to throw a tantrum.

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The City of Light is just a posh open-air prison now, patrolled by feds looking for any excuse to throw a tantrum. CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/paris-steps-up-security-as-police-patrol-streets #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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