The Straight Version
Pelosi also paid restitution to the owner of the car he struck, along with court fines and fees
The UNHINGED Take
"Paul Pelosi, 86, banned from driving for six months and must complete 10-day work program after hit-and-run" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Paul Pelosi, 86, banned from driving for six months and must complete 10-day work program after hit-and-run" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Paul Pelosi, 86, banned from driving for six months and must complete 10-day work program after hit-and-run" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/paul-pelosi-86-banned-from-driving-for-six #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥
