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Paul Pelosi, 86, banned from driving for six months and must complete 10-day work program after hit-and-run

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·4 Nov, 04:49 am
Paul Pelosi, 86, banned from driving for six months and must complete 10-day work program after hit-and-run — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Pelosi also paid restitution to the owner of the car he struck, along with court fines and fees

The UNHINGED Take

"Paul Pelosi, 86, banned from driving for six months and must complete 10-day work program after hit-and-run" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Paul Pelosi, 86, banned from driving for six months and must complete 10-day work program after hit-and-run" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Paul Pelosi, 86, banned from driving for six months and must complete 10-day work program after hit-and-run" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/paul-pelosi-86-banned-from-driving-for-six #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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