The Straight Version
Pro-Russian hackers leaked Italian Foreign Ministry data onto the dark web, prompting government outrage.
The UNHINGED Take
Italy's state secrets are currently as secure as a screen door on a submarine. These muppets couldn't protect a password if it was tattooed on their own foreheads.
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The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE DIGITAL DISASTER / 10
Italy's state secrets are currently as secure as a screen door on a submarine.
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Italy's state secrets are currently as secure as a screen door on a submarine. ABSOLUTE DIGITAL DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/pro-russian-hackers-leak-italian-foreign-ministers-data #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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