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Protesters storm site of Microsoft’s planned Amsterdam data centre

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·7 Nov, 04:08 am
Protesters storm site of Microsoft’s planned Amsterdam data centre — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Activists stormed Microsoft's Amsterdam data‑centre site, ransacking it.

The UNHINGED Take

Microsoft tryna dazzle with a shiny cyberspace HQ, but Dutch rebels crashed the party, turning servers into sweat‑bucks. Who needs encryption when you can make it a nightmare pricks‑hack? Chaos!

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Microsoft tryna dazzle with a shiny cyberspace HQ, but Dutch rebels crashed the party, turning servers into sweat‑bucks.

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Microsoft tryna dazzle with a shiny cyberspace HQ, but Dutch rebels crashed the party, turning servers into sweat‑bucks. CLOUDED BLAST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/protesters-storm-site-of-microsofts-planned-amsterdam-data #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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