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Residents leave Russian-occupied Oleshky in evacuation operation

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·30 Oct, 09:46 pm
Residents leave Russian-occupied Oleshky in evacuation operation — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Residents of Oleshky, occupied by Russia, evacuated to Anapa and will return via Belarus to Ukraine.

The UNHINGED Take

Russia’s puppet circus lures Oleshky residents into Anapa, then hops Belarus, while the US pats itself on the back like a sorry schoolboy. Watch them choke on their own grey goo.

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CERTIFIED DOOM / 10

Russia’s puppet circus lures Oleshky residents into Anapa, then hops Belarus, while the US pats itself on the back like a sorry schoolboy.

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Russia’s puppet circus lures Oleshky residents into Anapa, then hops Belarus, while the US pats itself on the back like a sorry schoolboy. CERTIFIED DOOM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/residents-leave-russian-occupied-oleshky-in-evacuation-operation #NZElection2026 #

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