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Strikes on Darfur market in Sudan killed more than 100, rights group says

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·29 Oct, 02:48 am
Strikes on Darfur market in Sudan killed more than 100, rights group says — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Over 100 civilians killed in Darfur market raid by RSF.

The UNHINGED Take

RSF unleashed a bloody carnival on the Darfur market, turning shopkeepers into pastry crumbs while the world chews excuses.

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OVERWHELMING GUILT / 10

RSF unleashed a bloody carnival on the Darfur market, turning shopkeepers into pastry crumbs while the world chews excuses.

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RSF unleashed a bloody carnival on the Darfur market, turning shopkeepers into pastry crumbs while the world chews excuses. OVERWHELMING GUILT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/strikes-on-darfur-market-in-sudan-killed-more #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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