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Sudanese diaspora and human rights groups denounce UAE nominee for UN top job

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Guardian·30 Oct, 05:00 am
Sudanese diaspora and human rights groups denounce UAE nominee for UN top job — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

UAE nominee Lana Nusseibeh faces diaspora backlash amid war‑support accusations.

The UNHINGED Take

Lana Nusseibeh’s laugh‑track diplomacy still manages to back RSF in Sudan. Diaspora screams, ‘You’re a joke, UAE!’ She smiles, smirks, and thinks she’s God.

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Lana Nusseibeh’s laugh‑track diplomacy still manages to back RSF in Sudan.

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