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Texas went so blue Talarico got more early votes than Paxton got in total

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·6 Nov, 01:46 am
Texas went so blue Talarico got more early votes than Paxton got in total — United Kingdom
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Texas went so blue Talarico got more early votes than Paxton got in total

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Look at Texas went so blue Talarico got more early votes than Paxton got in total speedrunning total brain death: "Texas went so blue Talarico got more early votes than Paxton got in total". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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Look at Texas went so blue Talarico got more early votes than Paxton got in total speedrunning total brain death: "Texas went so blue Talarico got more early votes than Paxton got in total".

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Look at Texas went so blue Talarico got more early votes than Paxton got in total speedrunning total brain death: "Texas went so blue Talarico got more early votes than Paxton got in total". UNFILTERED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/texas-went-so-blue-talarico-got-mo

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