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TotalEnergies posts record profits as it keeps a lid on fuel prices

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·30 Oct, 10:40 am
TotalEnergies posts record profits as it keeps a lid on fuel prices — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

TotalEnergies reported record quarterly profits while French citizens protest the crushing cost of living.

The UNHINGED Take

TotalEnergies is pissing on the working class and calling it a golden shower of record profits. These corporate leeches are absolutely taking the piss while the streets burn.

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The Bottom Line

CORPORATE GREED PARASITES / 10

TotalEnergies is pissing on the working class and calling it a golden shower of record profits.

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