The Straight Version
TotalEnergies reported record quarterly profits while French citizens protest the crushing cost of living.
The UNHINGED Take
TotalEnergies is pissing on the working class and calling it a golden shower of record profits. These corporate leeches are absolutely taking the piss while the streets burn.

The Bottom Line
CORPORATE GREED PARASITES / 10
TotalEnergies is pissing on the working class and calling it a golden shower of record profits.
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TotalEnergies is pissing on the working class and calling it a golden shower of record profits. CORPORATE GREED PARASITES / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/totalenergies-posts-record-profits-as-it-keeps-a #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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