The Straight Version
Donald Trump has reportedly asked UFC head Dana White to serve as his new White House press secretary.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine swapping a podium for a cage and actual policy for blood-spattered pay-per-view nonsense. It is the perfect appointment for a country that has officially traded its brains for a folding chair.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE DEMENTIA CIRCUS / 10
Imagine swapping a podium for a cage and actual policy for blood-spattered pay-per-view nonsense.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Imagine swapping a podium for a cage and actual policy for blood-spattered pay-per-view nonsense. ABSOLUTE DEMENTIA CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/trump-asks-ufc-boss-dana-white-to-be #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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