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Trump is Texas toast as ‘Talafreako’ trounces Paxton in stunning Senate midterms rebuke

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·4 Nov, 04:54 am
Trump is Texas toast as ‘Talafreako’ trounces Paxton in stunning Senate midterms rebuke — United Kingdom
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James Talarico’s historic victory will send a Texas Democrat to the Senate for the first time in decades

The UNHINGED Take

"Trump is Texas toast as ‘Talafreako’ trounces Paxton in stunning Senate midterms rebuke" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Trump is Texas toast as ‘Talafreako’ trounces Paxton in stunning Senate midterms rebuke" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Trump is Texas toast as ‘Talafreako’ trounces Paxton in stunning Senate midterms rebuke" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/trump-is-texas-toast-as-talafreako-trounces-paxton #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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