The Straight Version
Trump offered Dana White a press secretary spot, but the gig stayed dead after Katie Zacharia fired.
The UNHINGED Take
White’s blood‑thirst for power is only matched by Trump’s trash‑ice PR tactics. This joint is crappier than an NHS parking lot on a stormy night.

The Bottom Line
WASTED PR / 10
White’s blood‑thirst for power is only matched by Trump’s trash‑ice PR tactics.
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White’s blood‑thirst for power is only matched by Trump’s trash‑ice PR tactics. WASTED PR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/trump-offers-press-secretary-role-to-ufc-ceo #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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