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Trump plans midterm tele-rally blitz from Mar-a-Lago after security upgrade with anti-missile defenses: Live updates

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·31 Oct, 08:00 pm
Trump plans midterm tele-rally blitz from Mar-a-Lago after security upgrade with anti-missile defenses: Live updates — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

More than 50 million Americans have already voted as Trump takes part in a telerally blitz in final weekend before Election Day

The UNHINGED Take

"Trump plans midterm tele-rally blitz from Mar-a-Lago after security upgrade with anti-missile defenses: Live updates" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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Reaction GIF for Trump plans midterm tele-rally blitz from Mar-a-Lago after security upgrade with anti-missile defenses: Live updates

The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Trump plans midterm tele-rally blitz from Mar-a-Lago after security upgrade with anti-missile defenses: Live updates" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Trump plans midterm tele-rally blitz from Mar-a-Lago after security upgrade with anti-missile defenses: Live updates" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/trump-plans-midterm-tele-rally-blitz-from-mar #NZElection2026 #UnhingedN

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