The Straight Version
Donald Trump claimed his public offer for UFC boss Dana White to be press secretary was just a joke.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking the nuclear codes are safer in the hands of a man who confuses Cabinet appointments with a cage fight. The absolute state of this bellend is beyond satire.

The Bottom Line
BRAIN ROT SUPREME / 10
Imagine thinking the nuclear codes are safer in the hands of a man who confuses Cabinet appointments with a cage fight.
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Imagine thinking the nuclear codes are safer in the hands of a man who confuses Cabinet appointments with a cage fight. BRAIN ROT SUPREME / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/trump-says-he-was-kidding-about-dana-white #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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