The Straight Version
President at Texas campaign rally hails deal struck with post-Maduro government as ‘greatest oil victory in history’ Donald Trump suggested Venezuela would become the 51st state of the United States on Tuesday as the president showed off a tanker he claimed had “one million barrels of oil on it” from the country, nine months after deposing its president. At a campaign rally in Corpus Christ, Texas, Trump touted a US oil deal with Venezuela, which the US attacked in January, capturing its long-serving leader Nicolás Maduro . Continue reading...
The UNHINGED Take
"Trump shows off tanker with ‘1m barrels of oil’ and floats Venezuela as 51st state" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Trump shows off tanker with ‘1m barrels of oil’ and floats Venezuela as 51st state" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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