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Ukraine and Russia report fake emergency alerts after cyberattacks target apps

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 03:06 pm
Ukraine and Russia report fake emergency alerts after cyberattacks target apps — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Ukraine and Russia fired false nuclear alerts after cyberattacks hit their emergency apps.

The UNHINGED Take

Cyber thugs mixed panic with pizza, sending glitchy 'nukes' into innocent hands like a hacker-high fireworks show. The only solid thing? Their trust in software is as reliable as a cardboard banknote.

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LOST VALIDITY / 10

Cyber thugs mixed panic with pizza, sending glitchy 'nukes' into innocent hands like a hacker-high fireworks show.

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Cyber thugs mixed panic with pizza, sending glitchy 'nukes' into innocent hands like a hacker-high fireworks show. LOST VALIDITY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/ukraine-and-russia-report-fake-emergency-alerts-after #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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