The Straight Version
A local ceasefire is holding in the Russian-occupied Ukrainian city of Oleshky until Sunday.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine pausing the apocalypse for five minutes like a toddler hitting the pause button on a video game. It is a pathetic, temporary band-aid on a gaping, festering war wound.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE FARCE / 10
Imagine pausing the apocalypse for five minutes like a toddler hitting the pause button on a video game.
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Imagine pausing the apocalypse for five minutes like a toddler hitting the pause button on a video game. ABSOLUTE FARCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/ukraine-ceasefire-holds-for-its-first-30-hours #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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