The Straight Version
Ukraine's Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant has lost external power, raising urgent risks of a major radiation catastrophe.
The UNHINGED Take
The planet is literally one faulty fuse away from becoming a radioactive glow-in-the-dark wasteland, yet we're still bickering over borders like absolute muppets in a burning building.
The Bottom Line
APOCALYPTIC LEVEL INCOMPETENCE / 10
The planet is literally one faulty fuse away from becoming a radioactive glow-in-the-dark wasteland, yet we're still bickering over borders like absolute muppets in a burning building.
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The planet is literally one faulty fuse away from becoming a radioactive glow-in-the-dark wasteland, yet we're still bickering over borders like absolute muppets in a burning building. APOCALYPTIC LEVEL INCOMPETENCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/ukraine-russia-war-l
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