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Ukraine-Russia war latest: Moscow’s most advanced stealth jet blows up miles from combat

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·2 Nov, 02:56 pm
Ukraine-Russia war latest: Moscow’s most advanced stealth jet blows up miles from combat — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

A Russian stealth jet exploded while Moscow claimed Ukraine lost triple the aircraft Kyiv actually possesses.

The UNHINGED Take

Kremlin math is as reliable as a chocolate teapot. Imagine claiming 674 kills when the enemy fleet is basically a collection of paper planes and hope.

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MATHEMATICAL FEVER DREAM / 10

Kremlin math is as reliable as a chocolate teapot.

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