The Straight Version
Brazil's defeated presidential candidate Flavio Bolsonaro and his immediate family landed in Miami, Florida on Wednesday after he refused to surrender his passports as ordered by his country's Supreme Court in connection with a money-laundering probe. The US State Department on Tuesday announced it had granted entry visas to the senator and his family. France 24's Kethevane Gorjestani explains.
The UNHINGED Take
"US grants visa to defeated Brazilian presidential candidate Flavio Bolsonaro" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"US grants visa to defeated Brazilian presidential candidate Flavio Bolsonaro" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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