The Straight Version
US launches new strikes on Iran's Qeshm Island while Trump calls them minor.
The UNHINGED Take
US drops bombs on Qeshm, Trump trots around calling it minor, proving the only missile that really crumbles is his buffoonery.

The Bottom Line
buffoonery bombshell / 10
US drops bombs on Qeshm, Trump trots around calling it minor, proving the only missile that really crumbles is his buffoonery.
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US drops bombs on Qeshm, Trump trots around calling it minor, proving the only missile that really crumbles is his buffoonery. buffoonery bombshell / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/us-launches-new-strikes-on-key-iranian-island #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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