The Straight Version
The US military fired on and disabled a St. Kitts-flagged cargo ship in the Gulf of Oman.
The UNHINGED Take
Yanks really saw a random cargo boat and decided to LARP as pirates for the day. Absolute bellends couldn't find a target so they just nuked a delivery truck.
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The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL MUPPETRY / 10
Yanks really saw a random cargo boat and decided to LARP as pirates for the day.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Yanks really saw a random cargo boat and decided to LARP as pirates for the day. COLOSSAL MUPPETRY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/us-military-attacks-cargo-ship-in-the-gulf #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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