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US tech stocks see sharp falls over AI cost fears

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World News·30 Oct, 03:46 pm
US tech stocks see sharp falls over AI cost fears — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Intel shares tumbling as Nasdaq hits two‑month low amid AI cost fears.

The UNHINGED Take

Intel's mother‑fucking chips now worthless, Nasdaq choking like a baby without a pacifier, all thanks to AI cost nightmares. Wall Street is a clown show employing napalm on this tech circus.

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The Bottom Line

NO QI / 10

Intel's mother‑fucking chips now worthless, Nasdaq choking like a baby without a pacifier, all thanks to AI cost nightmares.

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Intel's mother‑fucking chips now worthless, Nasdaq choking like a baby without a pacifier, all thanks to AI cost nightmares. NO QI / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/us-tech-stocks-see-sharp-falls-over-ai #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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