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Jakarta Safe Amid Protest Rumors, Say Metro Police - national
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Kompas•24 Aug

Jakarta Safe Amid Protest Rumors, Say Metro Police

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Jakarta Metro Police assured the public that Jakarta remains safe and conducive amid widespread protest rumors ahead of planned rallies at the DPR.

Unhinged Take

If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. Jakarta Metro Police assured the public that Jakarta remains safe and conducive amid widespread protest rumors ahead of planned rallies at the DPR.

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PT KIM Normalisasi Parit Dusun 15 Pematang Johar Pascakebakaran - national
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Detik.com•24 Aug

PT KIM Normalisasi Parit Dusun 15 Pematang Johar Pascakebakaran

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PT KIM normalisasi saluran parit tercemar limbah pabrik di Deli Serdang, Upaya ini untuk pulihkan lingkungan dan dukung aktivitas masyarakat setempat.

Unhinged Take

If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. PT KIM normalisasi saluran parit tercemar limbah pabrik di Deli Serdang, Upaya ini untuk pulihkan lingkungan dan dukung aktivitas masyarakat setempat.

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Activists occupy UK aircraft parts factory over Israel links - world
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Al Jazeera•24 Aug

Activists occupy UK aircraft parts factory over Israel links

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Pro-Palestine activists from the ‘People Against Genocide’ group occupied a Martin-Baker factory in the UK.

Unhinged Take

The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Pro-Palestine activists from the ‘People Against Genocide’ group occupied a Martin-Baker factory in the UK.

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VIDEO: Perkembangan Terkini Penanganan Karhutla di Riau - national
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Detik.com•24 Aug

VIDEO: Perkembangan Terkini Penanganan Karhutla di Riau

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Bagaimana kondisi terkini penanganan karhutla di Riau? Kita tergabung dengan Aulia Roni, Jurnalis Transmedia.

Unhinged Take

Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. Bagaimana kondisi terkini penanganan karhutla di Riau? Kita tergabung dengan Aulia Roni, Jurnalis Transmedia.

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Former NBA player Enes Kanter ejected after confrontation with WNBA’s Cloud - world
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Al Jazeera•24 Aug

Former NBA player Enes Kanter ejected after confrontation with WNBA’s Cloud

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Kanter was ejected from the Indiana-Chicago WNBA game after he was confronted by Sky guard Natasha Cloud on court.

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Kanter was ejected from the Indiana-Chicago WNBA game after he was confronted by Sky guard Natasha Cloud on court.

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Bos VW Ungkap Perusahaan Lebih dari Kritis, Terancam Tutup Pabrik - national
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Detik.com•24 Aug

Bos VW Ungkap Perusahaan Lebih dari Kritis, Terancam Tutup Pabrik

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CEO VW Oliver Blume mengungkap kondisi perusahaan saat ini 'lebih dari kritis' di tengah tekanan industri otomotif global hingga ancaman penutupan pabrik.

Unhinged Take

Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. CEO VW Oliver Blume mengungkap kondisi perusahaan saat ini 'lebih dari kritis' di tengah tekanan industri otomotif global hingga ancaman penutupan pabrik.

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US to Unveil New Iran Sanctions, Says War Entering 'Endgame' - national
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Kompas•24 Aug

US to Unveil New Iran Sanctions, Says War Entering 'Endgame'

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In what Donald Trump called "economic D-Day," the US says the new economic sanctions will be "the single greatest financial offensive ever marshaled."

Unhinged Take

If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. In what Donald Trump called "economic D-Day," the US says the new economic sanctions will be "the single greatest financial offensive ever marshaled."

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Sukses, Sutradara Mulai Garap Sekuel Film Animasi Niu Lai - national
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Detik.com•24 Aug

Sukses, Sutradara Mulai Garap Sekuel Film Animasi Niu Lai

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Niu Lai ternyata akan memiliki sekuel bertajuk Yang Gao dan dipastikan bakal diproduksi lebih cepat dari sebelumnya.

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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. Niu Lai ternyata akan memiliki sekuel bertajuk Yang Gao dan dipastikan bakal diproduksi lebih cepat dari sebelumnya.

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Angka Kelahiran Turun, Singapura Beri Bantuan Bayi hingga Nyaris Rp1 M - national
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Detik.com•24 Aug

Angka Kelahiran Turun, Singapura Beri Bantuan Bayi hingga Nyaris Rp1 M

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Singapura akan memberi bantuan hampir Rp975 juta ke bayi yang lahir dari warga negara itu menyusul angka kelahiran yang rendah selama beberapa tahun terakhir.

Unhinged Take

If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. Singapura akan memberi bantuan hampir Rp975 juta ke bayi yang lahir dari warga negara itu menyusul angka kelahiran yang rendah selama beberapa tahun terakhir.

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Israel accused of using kites as pretext to justify escalating Gaza attacks - world
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Al Jazeera•24 Aug

Israel accused of using kites as pretext to justify escalating Gaza attacks

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Israel has threatened Palestinian groups against launching 'kites, drones, and balloons' from the war-torn enclave.

Unhinged Take

If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. Israel has threatened Palestinian groups against launching 'kites, drones, and balloons' from the war-torn enclave.

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Cambuur fans suffer burns as fireworks set off during Dutch league match - world
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Al Jazeera•24 Aug

Cambuur fans suffer burns as fireworks set off during Dutch league match

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Game resumed despite injuries to home fans, but it would have been abandoned if a player or match official had been hit.

Unhinged Take

The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Game resumed despite injuries to home fans, but it would have been abandoned if a player or match official had been hit.

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Rukka Sombolinggi: The Forest Enforcement Task Force Creates Problems for Indigenous Communities - national
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Kompas•29 Jul

Rukka Sombolinggi: The Forest Enforcement Task Force Creates Problems for Indigenous Communities

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AMAN and civil society organizations urge the government and the DPR to immediately pass the Indigenous Peoples Bill

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. AMAN and civil society organizations urge the government and the DPR to immediately pass the Indigenous Peoples Bill

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Purbaya soal Kapasitas Destry Damayanti di BI: Dia Pemain Lama - national
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Detik.com•29 Jul

Purbaya soal Kapasitas Destry Damayanti di BI: Dia Pemain Lama

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Menkeu Purbaya praised Destry Damayanti as the Acting Governor of Bank Indonesia, citing her experience as crucial for monetary policy and financial stability

Unhinged Take

Gak ada yang baru lagi, Purbaya cuma ngasih komentar yang aman aja, Destry Damayanti emang pemain lama di BI, tapi apakah itu berarti dia bisa ngeluarin kebijakan yang keren? Saya raga-raga aja, Purbaya kayaknya cuma mau cari muka aja, ngasih pujian kosong kayak gini, gimana mau percaya?

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Haitians living in fear as Temporary Protected Status ends in the US - world
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Al Jazeera•29 Jul

Haitians living in fear as Temporary Protected Status ends in the US

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The US government has terminated Temporary Protected Status for Haitians living in the US, leaving many in a state of uncertainty and fear

Unhinged Take

Gile banget, Amerika lagi main kotor dengan migran Haiiti, ngasih mereka TPS trus dibatalkan gitu aja, kayak nggak punya perasaan, bikin mereka pada stres dan takut, dasar zalim, Bro!

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Instruksi Prabowo ke Praja Muda IPDN: Kerja Jujur dan Tidak Korupsi - national
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Detik.com•29 Jul

Instruksi Prabowo ke Praja Muda IPDN: Kerja Jujur dan Tidak Korupsi

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President Prabowo Subianto gave a speech after inaugurating 1204 IPDN graduates, emphasizing the importance of integrity among government officials

Unhinged Take

Gue ngga percaya lagi sih, Prabowo ngomong soal integritas, masa sih orang yang dulu kerja di ABRI bisa ngomong tentang jujur, apa lagi ngomong soal korupsi, bisa aja dia ngomong sambil ng NXT di belakang, gue ngga terlalu peduli deh

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Gempa M 7,1 Tewaskan 13 Orang, Kemlu RI Beber Kondisi WNI di Jepang - national
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Detik.com•29 Jul

Gempa M 7,1 Tewaskan 13 Orang, Kemlu RI Beber Kondisi WNI di Jepang

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A 7.1 magnitude earthquake in Japan has resulted in 13 deaths and the Indonesian Ministry of Foreign Affairs has reported on the condition of Indonesian citizens in the affected area

Unhinged Take

Gue ngga tau apa yang lebih parah, gempa di Jepang atau kemampuan pemerintah kita untuk mengurus WNI di luar negeri, tapi yang jelas korban selalu kita, rakyat jelata, bro. Pemerintah sibuk cari muka, kita sibuk cari selamat. Kemlu RI harusnya lebih serius dalam mengurus urusan WNI, ngga cuma berkoar-koar di media doang

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Pelatih PSMS: Target Kami Promosi Super League, Optimistis Bismillah - national
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Detik.com•29 Jul

Pelatih PSMS: Target Kami Promosi Super League, Optimistis Bismillah

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PSMS Medan coach Eko Purdjianto has stated that the team's target is to get promoted to Super League for the 2027/2028 season

Unhinged Take

Gue apaเวr peduli dengan target mereka, yang penting mereka bisa ngasih hasil yang baik aja, nggak cuma ngomong doang, Eko Purdjianto ini kayaknya masih baru aja jadi pelatih, dia belum tahu gimana rasanya dihajar habis-habisan sama penonton Medan, kita lihat aja nanti, deh, bisa promosi atau nggak

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Toyota Avanza dan Innova Buatan Indonesia Laku di Luar Negeri - national
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Detik.com•29 Jul

Toyota Avanza dan Innova Buatan Indonesia Laku di Luar Negeri

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TMMIN mengumumkan pencapaian ekspor kendaraan utuh atau completely built up (CBU) sebanyak 145.080 unit sepanjang Januari-Juni 2026.

Unhinged Take

The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. TMMIN mengumumkan pencapaian ekspor kendaraan utuh atau completely built up (CBU) sebanyak 145.080 unit sepanjang Januari-Juni 2026.

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Dukung Perempuan Jadi Pemimpin, Danamon Bersama Grup MUFG Gelar Women Mentorship Program Batch 2 - national
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Kompas•29 Jul

Dukung Perempuan Jadi Pemimpin, Danamon Bersama Grup MUFG Gelar Women Mentorship Program Batch 2

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Danamon bersama MUFG Grup menggelar Women Mentorship Program Batch 2 untuk dukung sosok para pemimpin perempuan berkualitas. Cek detailnya!

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Danamon bersama MUFG Grup menggelar Women Mentorship Program Batch 2 untuk dukung sosok para pemimpin perempuan berkualitas. Cek detailnya!

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Iran missiles target US forces in Jordan after a five-day pause in war - world
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Al Jazeera•29 Jul

Iran missiles target US forces in Jordan after a five-day pause in war

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Iran fired a barrage of missiles at US troops in Jordan, which were successfully intercepted by the US military

Unhinged Take

Goblok Iran ini tengah memainkan api, bro. Mereka kirim missile ke Jordania, tapi malah dibanting oleh US military, kayak kucing kecil aja. Ini kayak perang bocah di pasar, siapa yang bakal kena pukul duluan? US dan Iran harusnya berhenti main perang, karena pada akhirnya yang kena impas adalah orang banyak

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Live: US and Saudi Arabia launch strikes on Iraq, target Iran allies - world
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France 24•29 Jul

Live: US and Saudi Arabia launch strikes on Iraq, target Iran allies

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The US and Saudi Arabia launched airstrikes on Iran-backed militants in Iraq, while Iran's Revolutionary Guards struck and halted three oil tankers in the Strait of Hormuz

Unhinged Take

Gak ada kerjaan lagi, Amerika dan Arab Saudi sibuk bombed-bombed Iraq, Iran pun balas dendam, ini kayak perang bocah di gang, siapa yang bakal kena tembak duluan, ya? Gue mikir mereka semua udah gak waras, baling-baling uang dan minyak yang penting, rakyatnya jangan sampai kena imbas, pokoknya ribet banget

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Iran and US trade strikes, shattering brief lull in fighting - world
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BBC World•29 Jul

Iran and US trade strikes, shattering brief lull in fighting

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US Central Command says it intercepted "multiple" ballistic missiles fired by Iran.

Unhinged Take

Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. US Central Command says it intercepted "multiple" ballistic missiles fired by Iran.

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Tentara Jaga Gedung Kejagung Sejak Jam Dua Dini Hari - national
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Kompas•9 Jul

Tentara Jaga Gedung Kejagung Sejak Jam Dua Dini Hari

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Tentara terlihat berjaga di Gedung Kejagung, sejak jam 2 dini hari, Kamis, 9 Juli 2026. Mereka berseragam lengkap membawa senapan laras panjang.

Unhinged Take

The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Tentara terlihat berjaga di Gedung Kejagung, sejak jam 2 dini hari, Kamis, 9 Juli 2026. Mereka berseragam lengkap membawa senapan laras panjang.

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Why Does Prabowo's State Honor for PM Modi Draw Scorn? - national
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Kompas•9 Jul

Why Does Prabowo's State Honor for PM Modi Draw Scorn?

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President Prabowo Subianto awarded the Bintang Republik Indonesia Adipurna to Indian PM Narendra Modi on Tuesday, July 7, 2026.

Unhinged Take

If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. President Prabowo Subianto awarded the Bintang Republik Indonesia Adipurna to Indian PM Narendra Modi on Tuesday, July 7, 2026.

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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. Jakarta Metro Police assured the public that Jakarta remains safe and conducive amid widespread protest rumors ahead of

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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. PT KIM normalisasi saluran parit tercemar limbah pabrik di Deli Serdang, Upaya ini untuk pulihkan lingkungan dan dukung

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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. Bagaimana kondisi terkini penanganan karhutla di Riau? Kita tergabung dengan Aulia Roni, Jurnalis Transmedia. FAILED / 10

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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. CEO VW Oliver Blume mengungkap kondisi perusahaan saat ini 'lebih dari kritis' di tengah tekanan industri otomotif global hingga ancaman penutupan

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