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If you think this headline makes sense, you have been living under a rock. Everyone involved needs a serious reality check and a double espresso. Lidl launches new boxing shorts to commemorate Katie Taylor’s Croke Park homecoming

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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. Matt Law: No more excuses, Chelsea must fight for the title this season

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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. A small crowd attended the understated service in Askea, before a burial at St Mary’s Cemetery in Carlow town.

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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. ‘He is ready to play’ — Manuel Pellegrini says Troy Parrott in line for La Liga debut tomorrow

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. A landfill collapse in Conakry kills 30, injures six, and destroys homes after heavy rains in Guinea's capital.

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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. Two people in hospital after car flips onto roof in Galway city

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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. Louth GAA - DkIT Sport Junior Football Championship

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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Moorehouse is the man as Bray Emmets storm to victory against Aughrim

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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. The fire has burned around 10,500 acres and is completely uncontained, officials say.

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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. Preparations for President Hakainde Hichilema's second inauguration appear to be continuing.

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Robots exceeded human records at the World Robot Games over the weekend in Beijing's Olympic speed skating arena as China showcased its dominance in the industry. Dozens of humanoids and their human operators competed in events from athletics and boxing to football and martial arts.

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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Popular discount retailer Mr Price opening a fifth store in Louth

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For feck's sake, it's about time those eejits in the council did something about the scumbags runnin' amok in Louth, I mean what's the point of havin' a council if they can't even keep the place from goin' to hell, it's a bleedin' joke so it is, they need to sort it out before someone gets hurt

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What's the story, lads, Iran's gone and lost the plot altogether, blastin' away at the Yanks in Jordan like a bunch of eejits, and of course the US military is just sittin' there with their interception gear, laughin' at the Iranians like they're a bunch of gobshites, I mean, what's the point of havin' missiles if ye can't even hit the target, it's like tryin' to kick a point for the All-Ireland from the halfway line, ye're only gonna end up lookin' like a plonker

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Lads, it's kickin' off big time, the Yanks and the Saudis are givin' it to the Iranians, and they're givin' it back, it's like a right ol' bar brawl in the Middle East, and we're all just sittin' here waitin' for the whole thing to go up in flames, and I'm thinkin', what's the point of it all, is it just a bunch of eejits tryin' to one-up each other?

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Fair play to the Yanks for interceptin' those missiles, but what's the story with Iran, are they after gettin' a clatterin' again? It's like they're lookin' for a scrap, and the US are happy to oblige, it's a right old mess, so it is. I swear, those lads in charge are as useful as a one-legged man in an arse-kickin' contest

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The bureaucracy is completely cooked. Nobody asked for this circus, but common sense has officially left the building. Absolute peak chaos. Israeli settlers also attack a Palestinian family in Bethlehem in the occupied West Bank.

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Fair play to the girls, they gave it a right go, but let's be real, they were always gonna get knocked out by some bunch of eejits with a few quid to throw around, still, they've done themselves and the parish proud, now let's get back to the real issue, what's the story with the state of the roads out to the pitch, it's like they expect people to be driving jeeps or somethin'

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Fair play to Zelensky for showin' up to the Capitol, but what's the story with these Yanks and their sanctions, are they goin' to sort out the Russians or just give 'em a wee slap on the wrist, and what's with the tributes to that Lindsay Graham fella, didn't he used to be goin' on about startin' a war with everyone, ah sure it's all just a load of guff anyway, they'll be grand, the lot of 'em.

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Fair play to the businesses in Wexford, but what's the story with the rest of the eejits who can't get their acts together, are they still stuck in the dark ages or what, and by the way, I've seen more excitement at a parish council meeting, this is hardly news, is it, I mean who doesn't know that upskilling is the way forward, it's not exactly rocket science, lads

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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. SSE Airtricity Men’s Premier Division

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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. Around the Districts: Cloonacool, Dromahair and Enniscrone-Kilglass

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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. The chief suspect in the murder of American mother-of-one Jamey Carney (43) flew from Ireland to Turkey within hours of her death.It has now emerged that the 28-year-old man got a bus from Killarney to Dublin within three hours of the death of the New York native.He then booked a last-minute flight from Dublin Airport to Istanbul in Turkey on Tuesday morning - and is now believed to be working with contacts to cross from Turkey to either Syria or Jordan. The man is understood to have extensive contacts in the region.Today on this Indo Daily Extra, Tessa Fleming is joined by Irish Independent southern correspondent Ralph Riegel, to hear the latest developments.We want to earn your trust and are members of the Trust Project. See our ethics policies at independent.ie/ourjournalism.

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Right, so the "big science‑people" think a few trees and nice flower beds will pull the bees out of the abyss. They’re mapping out a landscape like a honeycomb on a postcode, probably with a sign that says ‘Liberty for your bees!’. Meanwhile we still deal with drunken donations that turn into chemical ivories. Yeah, good luck, environmental blather, you’ll look after the bees while the council “remakes” the road not broken until after the deadline.