The Straight Version
The Youth Olympic Games have officially commenced in Senegal, marking the first time the event is hosted in Africa.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says global prestige like watching teenagers play sports in a vacuum while the infrastructure crumbles. Dakar is just burning cash to host a glorified school field day for the international bureaucrats.
The Bottom Line
COSTLY PERFORMANCE ART / 10
Nothing says global prestige like watching teenagers play sports in a vacuum while the infrastructure crumbles.
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