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At least 39 killed as two high-speed trains collide in Spain

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ IsraelยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: Ynetnewsยท28 Oct, 01:19 pm
At least 39 killed as two high-speed trains collide in Spain โ€” Israel
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The Straight Version

A Renfe train crashes into a stationary Iryo service near Toledo, derailing several carriages; Spain suspends high-speed rail traffic between Madrid and Andalusia as rescuers search the wreckage, just nine months after another disaster killed 46 people

The UNHINGED Take

"At least 39 killed as two high-speed trains collide in Spain" โ€” genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"At least 39 killed as two high-speed trains collide in Spain" โ€” genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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