The Straight Version
Binance is covering 90% of losses following a $6.3 billion hack attributed to North Korean state actors.
The UNHINGED Take
Giving Kim Jong Un billions in crypto is the ultimate charity for the world's most deranged nuclear hermit. Binance is basically the official bank for state-sponsored digital kleptomaniacs now.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE FINANCIAL SUICIDE / 10
Giving Kim Jong Un billions in crypto is the ultimate charity for the world's most deranged nuclear hermit.
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