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Defense Ministry Chief Baram pushes munitions independence during visit to Covenant

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Jerusalem Post·30 Oct, 08:46 am
Defense Ministry Chief Baram pushes munitions independence during visit to Covenant — Israel
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The Straight Version

Defense Ministry Chief Baram visited Covenant to push for domestic munitions independence.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says global security like betting our survival on a stealth startup that smells like venture capital desperation and tax-payer funded vaporware.

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VAPORWARE FEVER DREAM / 10

Nothing says global security like betting our survival on a stealth startup that smells like venture capital desperation and tax-payer funded vaporware.

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