The Straight Version
Parties across the political spectrum celebrate, even though neither bloc has majority to form coalition without violating campaign promises; most urge patience until final votes counted
The UNHINGED Take
"Eisenkot and Netanyahu each vow to form next coalition, even as exit polls predict stalemate" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Eisenkot and Netanyahu each vow to form next coalition, even as exit polls predict stalemate" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Eisenkot and Netanyahu each vow to form next coalition, even as exit polls predict stalemate" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/eisenkot-and-netanyahu-each-vow-to-form-next #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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