The Straight Version
In message to 'our friends and partners in the United States and around the world,' Eisenkot pledges to form a national emergency government, rebuild bipartisan support in Washington and work closely with President Trump
The UNHINGED Take
"Eisenkot vows to restore bipartisan US-Israel ties as he moves to form government" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Eisenkot vows to restore bipartisan US-Israel ties as he moves to form government" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"Eisenkot vows to restore bipartisan US-Israel ties as he moves to form government" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/eisenkot-vows-to-restore-bipartisan-us-israel-ties #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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