The Straight Version
Like Shimon Peres 30 years ago, Gadi Eisenkot thought the exit polls meant he'd defeated the Likud leader. Not so fast
The UNHINGED Take
"Election leaves Israels political future uncertain, but Netanyahu still clearly controls its present" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Election leaves Israels political future uncertain, but Netanyahu still clearly controls its present" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Election leaves Israels political future uncertain, but Netanyahu still clearly controls its present" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/election-leaves-israels-political-future-uncertain-but-netanyahu #NZElection2026 #Unhing
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