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European force to hold first Ukraine support exercise in Poland

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 01:43 am
European force to hold first Ukraine support exercise in Poland — Israel
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The Straight Version

2,800 European troops from 10 nations hold joint exercise in southeastern Poland, led by France and Britain.

The UNHINGED Take

France and Britain juggle this parade like pretzels on a global lunch table, boosting Ukraine’s shield but never touching the knife. Poland’s farmland becomes a rehearsal stage for the next war remix.

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The Bottom Line

RECKLESS EXERCISE / 10

France and Britain juggle this parade like pretzels on a global lunch table, boosting Ukraine’s shield but never touching the knife.

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France and Britain juggle this parade like pretzels on a global lunch table, boosting Ukraine’s shield but never touching the knife. RECKLESS EXERCISE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/european-force-to-hold-first-ukraine-support-exercise #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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