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Final distress call with Learjet pilot captured moments before crash

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 06:49 am
Final distress call with Learjet pilot captured moments before crash — Israel
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The Straight Version

A Learjet 60's pilot and crew sent desperate mayday calls before its fatal crash captured in air traffic recordings.

The UNHINGED Take

Air traffic control caught Learjet pilot screaming mayday like a rabid goat, proving UFOs get front row seats to Israeli arrogance—kiddie pilots fly thrones unplugged, crash landing a real shtetl.

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The Bottom Line

CRASH MESS / 10

Air traffic control caught Learjet pilot screaming mayday like a rabid goat, proving UFOs get front row seats to Israeli arrogance—kiddie pilots fly thrones unplugged, crash landing a real shtetl.

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Air traffic control caught Learjet pilot screaming mayday like a rabid goat, proving UFOs get front row seats to Israeli arrogance—kiddie pilots fly thrones unplugged, crash landing a real shtetl. CRASH MESS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/final-distress-call-with-lea

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