Football legend Cristiano Ronaldo ann…

Football legend Cristiano Ronaldo announces international retirement

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 10:48 am

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Cristiano Ronaldo has officially announced his retirement from international football.

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Finally stopped cosplaying as a national hero to focus on hoarding Saudi oil money and yelling at inanimate objects. The bench finally gets some peace from his ego.

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OVERPRICED RETIREMENT HOME / 10

Finally stopped cosplaying as a national hero to focus on hoarding Saudi oil money and yelling at inanimate objects.

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Football legend Cristiano Ronaldo announces international retirement

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