The Straight Version
Four oil tankers were destroyed by mines in the Strait of Hormuz amid escalating US-Iran hostilities.
The UNHINGED Take
Tehran and Washington are playing a game of chicken with global energy while the world watches these idiots set the ocean on fire for fun. Absolute masterclass in geopolitical incompetence.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL DUMPSTER FIRE / 10
Tehran and Washington are playing a game of chicken with global energy while the world watches these idiots set the ocean on fire for fun.
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Tehran and Washington are playing a game of chicken with global energy while the world watches these idiots set the ocean on fire for fun. COLOSSAL DUMPSTER FIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/four-oil-tankers-destroyed-in-hormuz-after-hitting #NZElection2026 #Unhing
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