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French blood banks foil new cyberattack targeting refrigerators

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·4 Nov, 03:10 pm
French blood banks foil new cyberattack targeting refrigerators — Israel
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The Straight Version

France’s blood banks stopped a cyberattack on fridge‑filled blood and plasma.

The UNHINGED Take

Their alarm systems did their job—blood stays behind the fridge door while cyber ghosts shiver. If only the hackers had ketchup on their keyboards, they'd taste something deadlier.

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The Bottom Line

COLD BLOOD / 10

Their alarm systems did their job—blood stays behind the fridge door while cyber ghosts shiver.

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