The Straight Version
Georgia Senate candidates Jon Ossoff and Mike Collins are delivering their final pitches to voters before midterms.
The UNHINGED Take
Two suits fighting over a glorified seat in the circus while Georgia voters pray for a meteor to end the misery. Absolute bargain bin theater for people who enjoy voting for their own decline.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL WASTELAND / 10
Two suits fighting over a glorified seat in the circus while Georgia voters pray for a meteor to end the misery.
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