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Hebron siege continues for 10th day as Israel threatens wider offensive

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 05:30 pm
Hebron siege continues for 10th day as Israel threatens wider offensive — Israel
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The Straight Version

Hebron is under siege, causing $3.8m in economic losses as Israeli forces demolish homes and shutter hundreds of businesses.

The UNHINGED Take

Israel's chutzpah bursts the West Bank like a slap—homes vanish, businesses shutter, cash runs out $3.8m, yet the Knesset pockets the leftovers.

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JERUSALEM JOKES / 10

Israel's chutzpah bursts the West Bank like a slap—homes vanish, businesses shutter, cash runs out $3.8m, yet the Knesset pockets the leftovers.

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Israel's chutzpah bursts the West Bank like a slap—homes vanish, businesses shutter, cash runs out $3.8m, yet the Knesset pockets the leftovers. JERUSALEM JOKES / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/hebron-siege-continues-for-10th-day-as-israel #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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