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High Court urges talks to resolve dispute over property formerly owned by Greek Orthodox church

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: The Times of Israel·29 Oct, 11:10 am
High Court urges talks to resolve dispute over property formerly owned by Greek Orthodox church — Israel
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The Straight Version

High Court pushes KKL‑JNF and Extell to settle Greek Orthodox church‑land dispute, leaving residents uncertain.

The UNHINGED Take

KKL‑JNF and Extell trample Greek Orthodox land while the High Court watches like bored kibbutz kids. Residents? Chain‑mail anxieties fueled by bulldozers and bureaucratic karaoke.

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The Bottom Line

GREEK LAND SCAM / 10

KKL‑JNF and Extell trample Greek Orthodox land while the High Court watches like bored kibbutz kids.

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