The Straight Version
Republican midterm losses have crippled J.D. Vance's path to inheriting Trump's political throne.
The UNHINGED Take
Vance spent his whole career polishing Trump's boots only to find the ladder burned down. Watching this opportunistic puppet scramble for relevance is the funniest disaster in American politics.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL POLITICAL MELTDOWN / 10
Vance spent his whole career polishing Trump's boots only to find the ladder burned down.
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