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IDF kills Hamas commandos involved in Alexander Dancyg's October 7 kidnapping

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Ynetnews·28 Oct, 07:34 am
IDF kills Hamas commandos involved in Alexander Dancyg's October 7 kidnapping — Israel
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The Straight Version

The IDF eliminated Ahmed Baraka and two other Nukhba operatives responsible for the kidnapping of Alexander Dancyg.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking you could snatch a kibbutznik and keep breathing. These clowns just learned that the IDF delivery service for hellfire missiles is always on time.

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ABSOLUTE PRECISION DELETION / 10

Imagine thinking you could snatch a kibbutznik and keep breathing.

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