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IDF's next-generation artillery gets NIS 600 million training boost with Elbit deal

🇮🇱 Israel·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Jerusalem Post·2 Nov, 12:00 pm
IDF's next-generation artillery gets NIS 600 million training boost with Elbit deal — Israel
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The Straight Version

The Defense Ministry signed a 15-year, NIS 600 million deal with Elbit for advanced artillery training systems.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says fiscal responsibility like dropping half a billion on better ways to turn landscapes into gravel while the cost of living turns the public into skeletons. Elbit keeps winning while everyone else eats chalk.

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The Bottom Line

BANKRUPT BEYOND REPAIR / 10

Nothing says fiscal responsibility like dropping half a billion on better ways to turn landscapes into gravel while the cost of living turns the public into skeletons.

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Nothing says fiscal responsibility like dropping half a billion on better ways to turn landscapes into gravel while the cost of living turns the public into skeletons. BANKRUPT BEYOND REPAIR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/il/idfs-next-generation-artillery-gets-nis-600-m

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